"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, ’Do I look stupid?’ don’t answer." Hannah, age 9

"Never tell your mom her diet’s not working." Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes." Randy, age 9

"Never pee on an electric fence." Robert, age 13

"Don’t squat with your spurs on." Noronha, age 15

"Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to." Emily, 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair." Taylia, 11

"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." Traci, age 14

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac." Andrew, age 6

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, age 9

"You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk" Armir, age 9

"Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, age 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, age 9

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she is on the phone." Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat." Eileen, age 8

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